I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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