She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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