one might say we're banned from that church
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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