Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Michael Bay diarrhea
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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