If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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