"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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