Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The air taste purple.
Randomize
