Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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