The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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