Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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