I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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