The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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