question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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