$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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