gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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