We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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