And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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