We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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