Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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