Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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