went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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