Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Your dad touched me again.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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