i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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