Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think my mom watched the whole time
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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