quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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