How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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