He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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