I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
