Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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