She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Who died my cat blue again?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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