what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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