just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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