Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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