normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Randomize
