she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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