Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
