Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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