so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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