well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I need a beard to bite.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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