Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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