shes about as inviting as chlamydia
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We have so much sex to catch up on
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
