I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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