i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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