Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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