Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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