i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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