Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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