called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
