One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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