i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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