OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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