Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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