I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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